Eat My Shorts! <tee hee>

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Smell My Socks, Eat My Shorts........:>

All items are sent by US post in a SEALED plastic bag
(wouldn't want to kill any postal employees with the smell, would we.....:)
p.s. shipping costs are included - wow!

Click Here To Rip The Shorts Off Of My Ass!

All Right Already! I've just opened this site and already I have 10 requests to buy the clothes off of my bottom! If you really want them, I guess it will save me doing some laundry!

Here's what I'm willing to part with:

Dirty Panties - $100
Wet Pantyhose = $100
Stinky Gym Socks - $50

Did I mention I work out every day for about 2 hours? When I say they "stink", I'm not kidding even a little bit!!!!!!!

If you order either of these, I'll also send along an autographed 8"x10" glossy photo of me - your choice of any picture of me shown on this site, suitable for framing!

xoxoxox....